月度最佳员工
让-菲利普，这就是你的新家 There you are Jean-Philippe, this is your new home.
EcoCleanPro 你好 EcoCleanPro, hello.
您订购了抹布，却收到了... You ordered rags and you received...
地板布？ floorcloths?
啊，你是说拖把吧！ Ah, you mean mops!
是的，就是固定在手柄上的那个东西 Yes, the thing you fix to the handle.
我刚到，是的。我得走了 I just got here, yes. I have to go.
看起来变化不大 It looks like it hasn't changed much.
不知道有没有无线网络 Not sure they've got wifi.
好吧，我给你送去 70 磅 Alright, I'll have a load of 70 delivered to you.
是的 Yes.
- 你好 - 你也是 - Hello. - You too.
再见 Bye.
哦，梅洛迪 Oh, Mélody!
我将是你的实习导师 I'll be your internship supervisor.
但我是个会计实习生...你不是法律专家吗？ But I'm an accounting intern... Aren't you a legal expert?
我在这里有多个头衔 I'm multifunctional here.
好吧 Alright.
我妈妈向你问好 My mother says hi.
她真好 So sweet of her.
我们想念她 We miss her.
这提醒了我...我得去订厕纸了 This reminds me... I have to order toilet paper.
你来得正是时候： Your timing is perfect:
比荷卢清洁产品企业对企业销售代表 the representative for the BtoB sale of cleaning products in Benelux
今天要来拜访我们 is coming to visit us today.
安娜-尼尔森。你会爱上她的 Anna Nilsson. You'll just love her.
她不就是那个让所有清洁女工被解雇的人吗 Isn't she the one who had all the cleaning ladies fired
她来"省"钱？ to "save" money?
是的 Yes.
的确如此 Indeed.
- 早上好 - 你好 - Good morning. - Hello.
- 让-保罗，让-皮埃尔- 伊内斯 - Jean-Paul, Jean-Pierre. - Inès.
- 这是梅洛迪，我们的新实习生 - 对，玛丽亚姆的女儿 - This is Mélody, our new intern. - Right, Mariam's daughter.
我们非常想念她 We miss her a lot.
Jean-Pierre 是我们的控制经理，Jean-Paul 是我们的物流经理 Jean-Pierre is our control manager and Jean-Paul, our logistics manager.
我... I...
我昨晚工作得有点晚，但还是完成了 I worked a bit late last night but I managed to finish.
实际上，事实证明我并不需要它 Actually, it turns out I won't need it.
哦？ Oh?
真的吗？ Really?
对不起 Sorry.
嗯... Well...
我就... I'll just...
至少，我已经达到了 ISO 9000 标准的要求 At least I'm up to date with the ISO 9000 norms.
再见，鳄鱼 See you later, alligator!
那曾是我的办公室 It used to be my office.
帕特里克更喜欢把我留在身边 Patrick preferred to keep me close by.
你很幸运能在 EcoClean 实习 You're lucky you landed an internship at EcoClean.
我和 Chloé 就经历过这种情况，很难找到 I've gone through this with Chloé, it's hard to find.
不，都在那儿，是的 No, it's all there, yes.
好吧，就这么办下午见 OK, let's do that. I'll see you this afternoon.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello. - Hello!
你的脖子还好吗？ Is your neck OK?
- 哎哟 - 哎呀 - Ouch! - Oops.
我是实习生梅洛迪 I'm Mélody, the intern.
对哦，玛丽亚姆的女儿 Right! Mariam's daughter.
- 你能在我的公约上签字吗？ - 当然可以 - Could you sign my convention? - Of course.
这是一所好学校 That's a good school.
克劳德-德格鲁特是那里的老师吧？ Claude De Groot is a teacher there, isn't he?
人很好，但他高尔夫打得很烂，他糟透了 A very nice guy. But he's so bad at golf. He sucks!
他太差劲了 He sucks.
谢谢 Thanks.
欢迎来到清洁专家 EcoCleanPro！ Welcome to EcoCleanPro, the cleaning pros!
你能再给我煮点咖啡吗？ Would it be OK for you to make me some more coffee?
好极了 Great.
你的首要任务就是把这些都撕碎，这很紧急 Your first mission is to shred all of these, it's urgent.
不，不。不用看了 No, no. Don't bother reading them.
这太复杂了，反正你也不会懂 It's too complex, you wouldn't get it anyway.
这些报告看起来像普通的增值税报告 These look like regular VAT reports.
你把它们撕碎 You shred them.
至于其他的，你去找伊内斯确认 As for the rest, you check with Inès.
你们认识，是吗？ You know each other, don't you?
- 不多 - 这么久了 - Not much. - For so long!
谢谢 Thank you.
尼尔森快到了 Nilsson is almost here.
大会！ General meeting!
年度账目 Annual accounts.
你好 Hello!
我很高兴 I'm so glad
今年，我们将再次与大家见面 to meet with you all again this year.
我也很高兴，因为今年又一次 I'm also glad because once again, this year,
埃克森美孚集团致力于开展信任和创新项目 Exxogroup is committed to a project of trust and innovation,
与所有合作伙伴一起，为创造价值服务 with all of its partners, to serve the creation of value.
所以... So...
对不起 Sorry.
这到底是怎么回事？嗯... What is this all about? Well...
这意味着你们每个人 It means that each and every one of you
可以做自己的经理 can be your own manager
以一种合作但也具有攻击性和破坏性的方式 in a collaborative but also offensive and disruptive way,
感谢混凝土... thanks to concrete...
行动 actions,
通过优化高效的领导力，让你们每个人 by optimising an efficient leadership that allows each and every one of you
成为雇主品牌的诠释者 to be the interpreter of your employer's brand.
当然，这是显而易见的 Surely, this is quite obvious.
- 现在... - 还有咖啡吗？ - Now... - Is there some coffee left?
我们继续吧，因为我知道你们在想什么 Let's get on with this because I know what you're thinking.
品牌如何？品牌如何？ What about the brand? What about it?
嗯... Well...
这一切都非常合理 All of this makes perfect sense.
再接再厉 With renewed efforts,
我们将设法实现我们的财务目标 we'll manage to reach our financial goals
并维护我们股东的稳定 and preserve the stability of our shareholders.
如何做到？通过战略性的预算清醒 How? Through strategic budget sobriety,
以及我们对专业知识和卓越定价的愿景 and with our vision of expertise and pricing excellence.
你会更清楚 It will be much clearer to you
当你看到这个... when you see this...
那么现在 So now,
但这并不意味着我们不能保持 there's no excluding here, it doesn't mean we can't keep
企业文化概述 an overview of the corporate culture,
对环境的影响 of the environmental...
问题 issues.
帕特里克 Patrick!
- 怀疑论者？ - 气候怀疑论者 - Sceptical? - Climate-sceptic.
很好，非常好。幽默是件好事 Good, very good. Humour is a good thing.
然后，我们继续... Then, we move on to...
根据人力资本类型确定收入 the incomes according to the type of human capital.
因此，我们在这里讨论的是 So here we're talking about
性别平等 gender equality.
埃克森集团通信任务 An issue which is at the heart
的核心问题 of the communication mission of Exxogroup.
如图所示 As this graph shows,
在这方面，你们是埃克森集团最差的分公司 you are the worst branch of Exxogroup in that regard.
你是 You are.
有问题吗？有问题吗？ There. Any questions?
无 None.
回去工作 Back to work.
- 帕特里克，我们能谈谈吗？ - 当然，在我办公室 - Patrick, can we have a word? - Of course, in my office.
你还好吗，伊内斯？ Are you OK, Inès?
你中风了吗？ Are you having a stroke?
看到那条粉红色的线了吗？ See the pink line there?
是我 It's me.
- 我在想... - 什么事？ - I was wondering... - Yeah?
- 我们女人之间... - 是吗？ - Between us women... - Yeah?
我女儿经常说我应该更加坚持自己 My daughter often says I should assert myself more,
但你知道，这并不容易 but you know, it's not easy.
有什么计划？ So what's the plan?
为了什么？ For?
为了同工同酬 For equal pay.
你应该和帕特里克谈谈 It's Patrick you should talk to.
你们相处得很好，是吗？ You get along well, don't you?
我走了 I'm off.
- 伊内斯... - 你好，汤姆 - Inès... - Hello, Tom.
卫生纸用完了 We're out of toilet paper.
清洁女工都走了，只能靠我们自己了 The cleaning ladies are gone so it's up to us.
汤姆，等等你修好储藏室的门了吗？ Tom, wait! Did you fix the storeroom door?
一个小妞在发号施令，她是真的吗？ A chick giving orders, is she for real?
祝你也有美好的一天 Have a lovely day too.
伊内斯？ Inès?
伊内斯！ Inès!
- 伊内斯？ - 什么事？ - Inès? - Yeah?
我们没纸了 We're out of paper.
卫生纸用完了 Out of toilet paper.
EcoCleanPro 你好 EcoCleanPro, hello.
妈的 Shit!
我想今年我要一辆 SUV I think I'll ask for a SUV this year.
加薪之外？ On top of your raise?
去年尼科就是这么干的，不是吗？ It worked for Nico last year, didn't it?
你说得没错。我也去问问 You're right. I'll ask too.
个人评估时间！ Time for individual assessments!
我会让他大吃一惊，头痛欲裂 I'll blow his mind away so bad that he'll get a headache.
进来，孩子 Come in, boy.
我为什么应该加薪 WHY I SHOULD GET A RAISE
在 52 个季度中，总共有两个半天的病假 With a total of two half-days of sick leave over 52 quarters,
我认为我应该加薪 I consider that I deserve a raise.
嘿 Hey you,
我不想在尼尔森面前丢人现眼 I didn't want to throw shade in front of Nilsson
但你的咖啡又太难喝了 but your coffee was horrible again.
如果你不喜欢，你可以... If you don't like it, you can...
自己动手... do it yourself...
我不在乎，反正我也不喜欢喝咖啡 I don't care, I don't like coffee anyway.
除了我作为法律专家的工作之外 Besides my work here as a legal expert,
我负责客户服务、秘书工作、质量控制 I'm in charge of customer service, secretarial duties, quality control
和人力资源 and human resources.
...客户服务、秘书职责 ...customer service, secretarial duties,
质量控制 quality control,
和人力资源 and human resources.
在这里工作的 17 年里，我只休过两个半天假 And I only took two half-days off over my 17 years of working here.
你不用让我相信你有多厉害，我心里有数 You don't have to convince me how skilled you are, I know it.
伊内斯如果你不存在，我们就应该创造你！ Inès. If you didn't exist, we ought to create you!
- 但其他人都在加薪 - 如果由我决定的话 - But all the others are getting a raise. - If it was up to me,
每个月你都会被指定为本月最佳员工 every month you'd be designated employee of the month.
但危机确实存在 But the crisis is real.
安娜-尼尔森说，同工同酬... Anna Nilsson said that equal pay...
当然 For sure.
我们将竭尽全力实现这一目标 We'll do everything in our power to make it happen.
明年我们将 Next year we will.
在你我之间，他们确实是这么说的 And between you and me, that's what they say, indeed.
但他们并没有为此追加预算 But they don't send any extra budget for it.
什么都没有 Nothing, zero, squat!
什么都没有 Nothing.
是的 Yep.
工龄奖金呢？我不应该得到吗？ What about the seniority bonus? Shouldn't I get it?
听着，伊内斯 Listen, Inès.
你知道我会尽我所能帮助你 You know I'd do all I can to help you.
我没有当选年度最佳主教练 I didn't get elected manager of the year
无缘无故 for no reason.
1992 年 In 1992.
但现在，我无能为力，抱歉 But right now, there's nothing I can do, sorry.
需要时间和耐心 With time and patience,
桑叶变成丝袍 mulberry leaves turn into silk robes.
对不起，这很重要 Sorry, it's important.
我们到此为止，不是吗？ We are done here, aren't we?
是的，亲爱的，我在听 Yes honey, I'm listening.
水管工？ The plumber?
不，从账面上支付他 No, pay him off the books.
当然没有 Of course, no.
我看起来像缴纳增值税的人吗？ Do I look like someone who pays VAT?
对不起 Sorry.
梅洛迪，能给我一片镇静剂吗？ Mélody, can I have one of your sedatives?
- 他们很强壮 - 你知道，在这一点上... - They're strong. - You know, at this point...
谢谢 Thanks.
一切都会好起来的 Everything will be fine.
该换个档次了，你觉得呢？ Time to move up a gear, don't you think?
你每分钟要碎掉 3 张纸 You're shredding 3 sheets of paper a minute.
以这样的速度，180 张纸需要您... At this pace, for 180 sheets, it will take you...
180 乘以每小时 3,000...你需要16个小时 180 times 3,000 an hour... It will take you 16 hours.
我们销售清洁产品，所以这里的一切都必须完美无缺 We sell cleaning products so everything here has to be perfect.
在办公桌上，您可以使用葡萄柚多面清洁剂 For your desk, you can use the grapefruit multi-surface cleaner.
不是防静电超细纤维，它们是用于屏幕的 Not the anti-static microfibres, they're for the screens.
您在这里代表的是 EcoClean，因此您需要开朗活泼 You represent EcoClean here so you need to be cheerful and dynamic.
如果你想成就一番事业，这一点很重要 It's important if you want to make a career.
做一番事业？ Make a career?
在 EcoClean？ At EcoClean?
干一番事业 Make a career!
好吧，我明白了 OK, I get it.
你那时可真性感 You were pretty hot back then.
怎么了？ What happened?
- 你不喜欢那条小围裙吗？ - 当然喜欢 - Didn't you like that little apron? - Yes, definitely.
嗯... Well...
再见 See you later.
梅洛迪来了，也许今年我可以和你一起出去吃饭了 With Mélody here, maybe I can eat out with you this year.
哦，不 Oh, no.
不，我宁愿你留在这里 No, I'd rather have you stay here.
我们需要一个可以信赖的人来坚守阵地 We need someone we can trust to hold the fort.
我从没吃过寿司 I've never eaten sushi.
你不会错过任何东西 You won't miss out on anything.
日本菜也可以很清淡 Japanese food can be sushit.
再见，姑娘们 See you, girls.
我给你带个椰子球回来 I'll bring a coconut ball back for you.
让-菲利普？ Jean-Philippe?
我感觉不好 I don't feel good.
EcoCleanClo 你好 EcoCleanClo, hello.
我打电话是为了我的衣服 I'm calling about my cloths.
- 请告诉我... - 订单号？ - Please give me the number of... - Order number?
的... of...
您的订单号 Your order number.
- 4818. - 啊？ - 4818. - Ah?
真的吗？ Really?
我还没收到 I still haven't received them.
哦，太糟糕了 Oh, too bad.
- "太糟糕了"，什么意思？ - 是的 - "Too bad", what do you mean? - Yep.
- 好吧 晚安你在开玩笑吗？ - Alright, good night. Well, no... - Are you kidding me?
- 祝你愉快 - 祝你愉快 - Have a nice day. - Have a nice day, yeah.
这个地方简直就是噩梦 This place is a nightmare.
他们都是白痴 They're all morons.
在这里整整一个月，我都做不到 A whole month here, I won't make it.
最坏的情况是我毕不了业 At worst I won't get graduated.
来吧，美乐蒂你知道帕特里克收留你是你的福气 Come on, Mélody. You know you were lucky Patrick took you in.
- 别这样 妈妈 - 我知道我在说什么 - Come on, Mum. - I know what I'm talking about.
- 谢谢您的等待 - 我得走了，再见 - Thank you for waiting. - I have to go, bye.
要保持通话，请按 3 To stay on the line, press 3.
要咖啡吗？ Do you want some coffee?
不，它会让牙齿变黄 No, it yellows the teeth.
我需要更强的东西 I need something stronger.
能量器 An energiser.
我们的合作者目前都不在 None of our collaborators are currently available.
我们会尽快接听您的电话 We'll answer your call as soon as possible.
是什么？ What is it?
伟哥 Viagra.
你要吗？ You want one?
不，谢谢，我不喝酒 No thanks, I don't drink alcohol.
好吧 Alright.
喂？ Hello?
我是德克-潘宁根喂？ Dirk Penningen, speaking. Hello?
嘿，我是 EcocleanPro 的法律专家 伊内斯 Hey, it's Inès Thingummy, the legal expert here at EcocleanPro.
我读过这些吸尘器的合同 I've read the contract for those vacuum cleaners
你应该感到羞愧！ and you should feel ashamed!
- 但你说...--让你的主管接电话 - But you said... - Put your supervisor on the phone.
- 德斯莱希特先生不在 - 我不想听！ - Mr Deslechte is not available. - I don't want to hear it!
好的，请稍等 OK, please hold.
- 太好吃了 - 椰子球 - It was delicious. - The coconut ball!
食物昏迷即将来临 Food coma on its way.
我们再去喝杯咖啡吧 Let's grab another coffee.
- 帕特里克？ - 什么事？ - Patrick? - Yes?
- 我们能谈谈吗？ - 不行我还有工作要做 - Can we talk? - No, we can't! I've got work to do.
帕特里克 Patrick.
我也应该加薪 I deserve a raise too.
现在还不是时候 Now is not the time.
你已经说了 17 年了 You've been saying that for 17 years.
哦，这里 Oh, here.
我给你买了椰子球 I got you your coconut ball.
这就对了 There you go.
他们每年都加薪，我却没有。这是不对的 They all get a raise every year and I don't. It's not right.
来吧，伊内斯请坐 Come on, Inès. Have a seat, now.
天啊孩子... Oh dear God! Boy...
你能放松点吗，伊内丝？ Would you please relax, Inès?
那里...好吗？ There... OK?
伊内斯. Inès.
让我们把话说清楚 Let's get things straight.
你离婚后我雇你的时候 When I hired you after your divorce,
你没有学位 you didn't have a degree,
没有任何学位 no degree whatsoever,
没有工作经验 no work experience,
零，什么都没有 zero, nothing.
一个孩子 A kid!
- 是的，但是..... - Yes but... - As for me,
我只是想帮你 I just wanted to help you.
我没能毕业，因为克洛伊出生得太早了 I didn't graduate because Chloé was born too soon.
但我还是法律专家 But I'm still a legal expert.
拿着秘书的工资，享受着... Paid as a secretary, treated as a...
有很多人 There are many people
谁会梦想成为你这样的人 who would dream of being in your position.
例如《旋律》 Mélody, for example.
她会愿意为了一半的薪水打 5 份工吗？ Would she want to work 5 jobs for half the pay?
来吧 Come on now.
你和我 You and me,
我们就像阴和阳 we're like the yin and the yang.
我们彼此圆满 We complete each other.
我们不要为钱的问题生气，好吗？ Let's not get upset over money issues, shall we?
- 但这太不公平了 - 嘘 Shh. - But it is so unfair. - Shh.
公平、不公平 Fair, unfair...
啊，原来在这里 Ah, there it is.
你笑起来会更漂亮 You're much prettier when you smile.
我们确实有一段时间没在一起了 It's true that we haven't spent time together for a while.
- 圣诞派对之后就没有了 - 对 - Not since the Christmas party. - Right.
你说得对，你应该得到更多 You're right, you deserve much more
比椰子球还大 than a coconut ball.
你在想什么？ What were you thinking?
- 你需要帮助 - 非常感谢 - You needed help! - Well, thank you very much.
如果你想帮我，请叫救护车 If you want to help me, call an ambulance.
救护车？现在有点晚了，你看到他了吗？ An ambulance? It's a bit late now, have you seen him?
别担心，他没事。他喝醉的时候总是笨手笨脚的 Don't worry, he's OK. He's always clumsy when he's drunk.
他在外面吃完饭后经常这样 He's often like that after eating out.
死了？ Dead?
紧急电话号码是多少？ What's the emergency number?
- 他们会报警的 - 那又怎样？ - They'll call the police. - So what?
没有证人和好律师，我们永远也做不到 Without a witness and a good lawyer, we'll never make it.
我们什么都没做，他就这么倒下了 We didn't do anything, he just fell.
谁会相信呢？ Who will believe that?
- 我们会为自卫辩护 - "我们"？ - We'll plead self-defence. - "We"?
这与我无关 I have nothing to do with this.
你推了他 You pushed him.
我今天早上才来的，我不认识他！ I just got here this morning, I don't know the guy!
而你... Whereas you...
你有17年的动机... you've got 17 years of motives...
我这辈子都没闯过红灯，怎么会杀人呢？ I've never gone through a red light in my life, so killing someone?
帮帮我 Help me.
会没事的 帕特里克 It's going to be OK, Patrick.
来吧 Come on.
他停止了呼吸 He stopped breathing.
这是犯罪 It's a crime.
我是个罪犯 I'm a criminal.
EcoCleanPro 你好 EcoCleanPro, hello.
警察？ The police?
这么快？ So quick?
他不在这里，他真的不在 He's not here, he's really not.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
财务警察 Financial police.
是的，祝您也有美好的一天，探长女士 Yes, have a good day too, Madam Inspector.
再见 Bye.
伊内斯会解决这个问题的，别担心 Inès will fix this, don't worry.
让我们来解决这个问题 Let's fix this.
能帮我一把吗？ Will you give me a hand?
你不会告诉警察吧？ You won't tell the police?
当然不是，拜托 Of course not, come on.
- 我们把他放在哪儿？ - 桌子下面 - Where do we put him? - Under the desk.
- 他不合适 - 他会的 - He won't fit. - Yes, he will.
一、二、三... One, two, three...
去拿些抹布和 MagiClean Go and get some rags and the MagiClean.
你想让我报警吗？ Do you want me to call the cops?
Magi什么？是什么？我找不到了 Magiwhat? What was it? I can't find it!
粉红色的盒子 The pink box!
在那儿那边那个粉红色的 There! The pink one over there.
谢谢 Thanks.
我认识他二十年了 Twenty years, I've known him.
我杀了他 And I killed him.
现在我要处理掉他 And now I'm disposing of him.
快、快、快 Quick, quick, quick.
嘿，姑娘们 Hey, girls!
你为我脱衣服了吗，伊内斯？ Did you undress for me, Inès?
这里真热 It's hot in here.
有点潮热？ A little hot flush?
就是这里 This is it.
更年期到了 Menopause has arrived.
别不好意思 Don't be embarrassed.
我在工作 尼科 I'm working, Nico.
我知道他需要多长时间，我们还有6分钟 I know how long he takes, we've got 6 minutes.
来吧 Come on!
青柠和佛手柑...我永远都不会厌倦 Lime and bergamot... I'll never get tired of it.
喝茶？现在？你是认真的吗？ Tea? Now? Are you serious?
这是用来清洁的！ It's for cleaning!
血迹用冷水就能洗掉。否则会把污渍烤焦 Blood comes off with cold water. Otherwise you'll bake the stain.
今晚，我会把尸体放在车后备箱里 Tonight, I'll put the body in the boot of my car,
我就把他扔到运河里，好吗？ and I'll drop him in the canal, alright?
它并不完美，但是，你知道... It's not perfect but, you know...
我想我可以忘记加薪的事了 I guess I can forget about that raise.
我向你保证，这是好东西 I assure you, it's good stuff.
有史以来最棒的 The best ever.
我的建议是：选择 ExtraPlus 系列 My advice is: go with the ExtraPlus range.
虽然价格稍贵，但物有所值 It's a bit more expensive but the difference is totally worth it.
好吧，就这么说定了 Alright, it's a deal.
我们将使用 "号外" We'll go with the Extra.
好的，再见 OK, bye.
我感觉糟透了 I feel horrible.
要报警吗？ Shall we call the police?
我的养老院大有可为 I'm onto something big with a retirement home.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
他们会控告我们谋杀，我们会进监狱 They'll charge us with murder and we'll go to jail.
他们都大小便失禁了这个大奖会让我今年过得很开心 They're all incontinent over there. This jackpot will make my year.
你说得对，我们会自己处理的 You're right, we'll handle it ourselves.
我可不想进监狱 I don't want to end up in jail.
你们在聊什么？ What are you chatting about?
- 我？ - Me? - You couldn't care less.
- 购物？ - 没错 - Shopping? - Exactly.
啊，女人！如此神秘，但同时又如此容易预测 Ah, women! So mysterious but at the same time, so predictable.
总是一样 Always the same.
范杜恩督察，金融警察 Inspector Van Duyne, financial police.
我之前打过电话 I called earlier.
帕特里克-斯坦纳？ Patrick Steiner?
我会处理的 I'll take care of it.
他不在这里 He's not here.
他不在时 In his absence,
这里我说了算 I'm the one in charge here.
我是尼古拉斯-伍特斯，很高兴见到你 I'm Nicolas Wouters, nice to meet you.
不 不 不 No! No, no!
他的办公室还没打扫会议室呢？ His office hasn't been cleaned. How about in the meeting room?
别神经兮兮的，伊内斯 Don't be neurotic, Inès.
别说了，否则她会认为我们有事隐瞒 Stop it or she'll believe that we've got things to hide.
你先请 探长女士 After you, Madam Inspector.
我就在你后面 I'm right behind you.
我们开始吧 Let's do this.
你为什么不做点什么？ Why didn't you do something?
你做了什么？哮喘发作了 And what did you do? Nice asthma attack.
如果会计工作不适合你，你可以去剧院试试 If accounting doesn't work out for you, you could try the theatre.
我需要查看过去 24 个月的所有账户 I need to see all the accounts for the last 24 months.
- 请问厕所在哪？ - 就在那儿 - The toilet, please? - Right there.
听着，里面真的很恶心你就不能把垃圾倒掉吗？ Listen, it's really gross in there. Couldn't you take the rubbish out?
- 这不是她的工作 - 也不是我的工作 - It's not her job. - It's not mine either.
没关系，我来做 It's OK, I'll do it.
今晚 Tonight.
所以... So...
我什么时候能与帕特里克-斯坦纳见面？ When can I meet with Patrick Steiner?
让我看看他的日程安排 Let me check his schedule.
下周一上午 9 点？ Next Monday at 9 am?
好吧，我会在这里 OK, I'll be here.
当然，如果到那时我还没交货的话 If I haven't delivered by then, of course.
- 我送你出去 - 我没事，我没得癌症 - I'll walk you out. - I'm OK, I don't have cancer.
别闹了，否则我控告你企图贿赂 Stop it or I'll charge you with attempt of bribery.
- 再见 - 妈的，真是个贱人 - Bye! - Damn, what a cunt.
你看 Look.
不到五年...看起来像是欺诈 Less than five years... It looks like fraud.
增值税欺诈！ VAT fraud!
该死，帕特里克在哪？ Damn it, where's Patrick?
- 他回家了 - 因为消化不良 - He went home. - For indigestion.
这一点也不奇怪，他一个人就吃掉了一整座皇家宝塔 It's not surprising at all, he ate a whole Royal Pagoda by himself.
就在警察盯上我们的那一天 On the very day the cops are on our ass.
我要走了，女士们我有个约会 Well I'm off, ladies. I've got an appointment.
再见 Bye.
他忘带手机了，我正在打电话 He forgot his phone, I'm on it.
帕特里克就是这样一个散漫的人！ Patrick is such a scatterbrain!
但是...打开它 But... Open it!
- 卡住了 - 你怎么了？ - It's stuck. - What's the matter with you?
哦，我的天，这群婊子！ Oh my, the bitches!
你们这些贱人 You bitches!
对不起，尼科，这是为你好 Sorry Nico, it's for your own good.
- 你还好吗？ - Are you OK? - Yes.
把他拖进去，我这就去 Drag him in there, I'm on it.
我有个包裹要给帕特里克-斯坦纳 I've got a package for Patrick Steiner.
是你吗？ Is it you?
他不在这里 He's not here.
我明白你的意思，但我不太愿意回来 I hear you but I'm not that thrilled about coming back,
因为我不会因此得到更多报酬 since I won't get paid more for it.
对不起 I'm sorry.
如果你有他的身份证，我们可以帮你办到 If you have his ID, we can make it work.
好吧，我来拿别动，好吗？ Fine, I'll get it. Don't move an inch, OK?
我不能拒绝你 I can't say no to you.
- 他怎么样了？ - 他失去知觉了 - How is he? - He's unconscious.
对 Right.
好了，我拿到了 There, I have it.
我只需要你在这里签字 I just need you to sign here.
好了 There we go.
经过这次互动，您是否觉得... After this interaction, do you feel...
满意吗？ satisfied?
非常满意？ Very satisfied?
还是非常非常满意？ Or very very satisfied?
太完美了 It was perfect.
太完美了 Perfect.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day...
小姐 Miss.
再见，年轻人 Bye, young man.
那奇怪的调情是怎么回事？ What was that weird flirting?
奇怪的调情？什么意思？ Weird flirting? What do you mean?
你以为我瞎了吗？ Do you think I'm blind?
我的前夫教我如何打猎 My ex-husband taught me how to hunt.
真的吗？你看起来很优雅 Really? Well, you look classy.
不是吗，尼科？ Doesn't she, Nico?
- 我们该怎么办？ - 我也不知道 - What do we do? - I don't know.
我们不能杀他... We can't kill him...
但我们也不能让他走 But we can't let him go either.
我们会找到解决办法的，别担心 We'll find a solution, stop worrying.
当然，完全没有必要担心！ Of course, there's no need to worry at all!
我们面临的只是终身监禁！ We're only facing a life sentence!
这就是不收拾的后果 That's what happens when one doesn't tidy up.
哦，我的上帝，是他... Oh my God, is he...
天啊... Oh Lord...
听着 Listen.
有时，生活会为我们提供所需的解决方案 Sometimes, life offers us the solution we need.
而这一次，生命提供的解决方案是死亡 And this time, the solution offered by life is death.
好吧，垃圾袋在哪里？ OK, where are the garbage bags?
真是浪费... What a waste...
办公室里的 "休-格兰特 The "Hugh Grant" of the office...
休-格兰特是谁？ Who's Hugh Grant?
管它呢 Whatever.
伊内斯？ Inès?
- 我该怎么处理我的 Tipp-Ex 呢？- 我们晚点再告诉她 - What shall I do about my Tipp-Ex? - We'll tell her later.
一切顺利 All good.
我们今晚就把他们的手机和尸体扔进运河 We'll throw their phones and the body in the canal tonight.
尸体 Well, the bodies.
伊内斯... Inès...
这里没有休息时间！ There's no time off in this place!
EcoCleanPro 你好！ EcoCleanPro, hello!
- 挂断电话 - 等等，我不明白... - Hang up! - Hold on, I don't understand...
什么叫 "破布"？ What do you call "rags"?
啊，厨房毛巾！ Ah, kitchen towels!
对不起，我们不卖这个 Sorry, we don't sell those.
您可以在 "Palais du coton "尝试一下 You can try at "Palais du coton".
不客气 You're very welcome.
祝你愉快 Have a good day!
我知道情况有点极端 I know the situation is a bit extreme,
但当我与客户在一起时，请不要打断我 but do not interrupt when I'm with a client.
搞什么鬼？ What the hell?
我们有两具尸体要处理，而你... We have two bodies to deal with and you just...
即使有危机 Even if there is a crisis,
顾客就是上帝，永远不要忘记这一点 the customer is king, don't ever forget it.
至少学会一件事 At least one thing you've learned.
没有，但是... No, but...
枪是怎么回事？ What's with the gun?
帕特里克是黑手党吗？ Was Patrick in the mafia?
一次入室盗窃后，他安装了警报器 After a burglary, he had an alarm set up
为了确保万无一失，他买了这个 and he bought this just to be sure.
帕特里克... Patrick...
他总是有牛仔的一面 He's always had that cowboy side.
他没有严格遵守法律 He didn't respect the law strictly.
但规范只会越来越严格 But norms are only getting stricter.
清除石棉的费用不低！ Asbestos removal is not cheap!
所以，是的，我们的天花板上有一些石棉 So yes, we have some asbestos in the ceiling,
化学品... chemicals...
仓库里装满了酸！ A tank full of acid in the warehouse!
油箱就在那里，在后面 The tank is there, in the back.
汤姆用它来制作混合物 Tom uses it for his mixtures.
你在听吗？ Are you listening?
今天早上我还不太喜欢 EcoClean，但现在... I didn't care much for EcoClean this morning, but now...
- 你可以放尊重点 - 来吧... - You could show some respect! - Come on...
汤姆在那儿 Tom is there.
你什么时候去？ When are you getting to it?
储藏室的门，现在是冲水门！ The storeroom door and now the flush!
帕特里克什么都没问 Patrick hasn't asked me anything.
你就不能让她把厕所修好吗？ Can't you ask her to fix the crapper?
我正在做会计实习！ I'm doing an accounting internship!
还是她和她妈妈一样懒惰？ Or is she as lazy as her mum?
好吧，好吧，我开玩笑的。开个玩笑 OK, OK, I'm kidding. Just kidding.
真是个混蛋 What an asshole!
她说了什么？ What did she say?
- 来吧，我们来吓吓他 - 喂 - Come on, we'll scare him! - Oi!
别碰我的叉车 Get off my forklift!
喂别碰我的叉车 Oi! Get off my forklift!
是的，跑！ Yes, run!
- 你疯了... - 你让我妈妈很痛苦！ - You are crazy... - You were a pain for my mum!
- 混蛋 - 变态 - Asshole! - Perv!
- 你个混蛋 - 我会告诉帕特里克一切的 - You, piece of shit! - I'll tell Patrick everything.
- 你就不会那么炫耀了！ - 就像操纵杆一样 - You won't show off as much! - It's like a joystick!
- 你又是在哪个世纪出生的？ - 这就像电子游戏 - What century were you born in again? - It's like a video game.
- 你是个大混蛋 - 他在哪儿？ - You're a big piece of shit! - Where is he?
他来了 There he is!
哎呀 Oopsie.
你把踏板混在一起了吗？ Did you mix the pedals up?
汤姆？ Tom?
这只是个意外 It was just an accident.
不 不是的 伊内斯 No, it wasn't, Inès.
不，你说得对 No, you're right.
盖好被子 Cover up well.
酸是危险的 Acid is dangerous.
这里最危险的是你 The most dangerous thing here is you.
来吧，拉 Come on, pull.
把他推下去 Push him down.
我们去找尼科吧？ Shall we get Nico?
好吧... OK...
你抓住他了吗？ Have you got him?
我们走吧 Let's go.
我操 Fuck's sake.
一路上都很痛苦！ A pain all the way!
他很难拖 He's hard to drag.
他总是拖后腿 He's always been a drag.
我有个主意 I've got an idea.
但是... But, what...
他在午睡，中午喝多了 He's napping, he drank too much at lunch.
- 酒精... - 糟糕 - Alcohol... - Awful.
我不是在打扫卫生，我... I'm not cleaning up, I...
我正在熟悉产品 I'm familiarising myself with the products.
有帕特里克的消息吗？ Have we heard from Patrick?
- 没有 但是 - No. - But...
谁会在最新的单子上签字？ Who's going to sign the latest slips?
我想知道... That I wonder...
总是把事情拖到明天 Always putting things off until tomorrow.
失败了，不是吗？ It's a failure, isn't it?
梅洛迪，别把所有事都看成是非黑即白的 Don't see everything in black and white, Mélody.
对不起，我不是说你... Sorry, I didn't mean your...
让我们看看，氢碘酸... Let's see, hydriodic acid...
三氟酸 Triflic acid.
乙酰水杨酸 Acetylsalicylic acid.
真漂亮 Beautiful!
好吧... OK...
一切顺利！ All good!
我们稍后再做尼科，来吧！ We'll do Nico later, come on!
要喝茶吗？绿茶？ Do you want some tea? Green tea?
帕特里克在哪里？ Where's Patrick?
他不在这里 He's not here.
我明白了，谢谢 I see that, thanks.
我们有点笨笨的，不是吗？ A bit of a dum dum, aren't we?
帕特里克不在 Well, Patrick isn't here.
尼科... Nico...
没有消息，他一定是被耳机噎住了 No news, he must have choked on his headset.
他离开了一会儿 He's left for a short while.
那我就等着吧 Well, I'll just wait.
咖啡？可以吗？ A coffee? Possible?
有可能吗？我没有一整天的时间，你知道的 Is it possible? I don't have the whole day, you know.
他们没有留下信封吧？ They haven't left an envelope, have they?
你不能相信别人 You can't trust people.
太恶心了 It's disgusting!
这真的太可怕了！ It's really awful!
太可怕了，没什么好说的 It's awful, there's nothing else to say.
你试过了吗？ Have you tried it?
- 我不喝咖啡，所以... - 真恶心 - I don't drink coffee so... - It's disgusting.
我的咖啡非常好喝 My coffee is very good.
- 说出来 - Yes. - Say it.
你的咖啡很好喝，非常好喝 Your coffee is good, very good.
打开真空吸尘器 Switch the vacuum cleaners on.
有 20 万欧元！ There are 200,000 euros!
有 20 万欧元我们可以平分 There are 200,000 euros we can split
二、三 in two, in three!
别傻了 Don't be foolish!
拜托，别傻了 Come on, don't be foolish!
这一次 For once...
妈的 Oh fuck!
我操，这感觉太棒了 Oh fuck, this feels so good!
- 你怎么了？ - 我不知道，你有什么事吗？ - What is it with you? - I don't know, you're on a roll?
好像我会伤害你似的美乐迪 As if I could hurt you! Mélody!
来点Xanax吗 Inès? Some Xanax, Inès?
没有，为什么？ No, why?
又来了！ And here we go again!
是的，我们又来了... Yes, here we go again...
快！ Quick!
- 你们还好吗，姑娘们？ - 我们听到一些声音 - Are you OK, girls? - We've heard something.
是的 Yes.
这个刚刚坏了！ This just broke!
总是在吸尘，我们的小家庭天使... Always vacuuming, our little domestic angels...
能喝杯咖啡吗？ Is it possible to get some coffee?
不 No.
天色已晚，你知道... It's getting late, you know...
也许喝点茶？ Maybe some tea?
甘菊？ Camomile?
- 伊内丝，你在反抗吗？ - Well. - Inès, are you rebelling?
我就是 I am.
如果伊内斯也变成女权主义者，我们就有麻烦了 If even Inès turns feminist, we're in trouble.
来吧 Come on.
我们在办公室吃华夫饼 We'll eat our waffle in the office.
是的，对她来说太糟糕了 Yes, too bad for her.
伊内斯今天很奇怪，不是吗？ Inès is weird today, isn't she?
你在帮我吗？我们得把一切都清理干净 Are you helping me? We have to clean everything up.
没用的 It's no use.
你的同事，剩下的那些人，什么也没捡到 Your colleagues, the remaining ones, don't pick up anything.
如果警察来了，他们最终也会来的 And if the police show up, and they will eventually,
他们拥有发现血迹的尖端工具... they have cutting-edge tools to spot blood stains...
不，不，梅洛迪... No, no, Mélody...
当然，我们是为了警察、同事... Of course, we do it for the police, the colleagues...
但我们主要是为了自己 but we mostly do it for ourselves.
"人之初，性本善" "Mens sana in corpore sano."
"健康的心态 "A healthy mind...
在一个干净的房间里" in a clean room."
- 健康的心理... - 你想说什么？ - A healthy mind... - What are you suggesting?
我们应该让血流得到处都是吗？ Should we just leave blood all over?
那为什么不在额头上纹个 "连环杀手 "呢？ Why not get a "serial killer" tattoo on the forehead, then?
来吧 Come on!
嗯... Well...
你想做什么就做什么，但我要的是钱 You do what you want, but I'm looking for the money.
面团在哪里？ Where's that dough?
哇，美乐蒂别紧张 Wow, Mélody! Take it easy!
让-皮埃尔和让-保罗快下班了 Jean-Pierre and Jean-Paul are nearly off,
之后，我们将把一切都颠倒过来 we'll turn everything upside down after.
等等... Hang on...
来吧 Come on.
为我们罪恶的新生活干杯 To our new sinful life.
对不起，上帝 Sorry, Lord.
阿门 Amen.
汤姆已经完成，尼科正在酝酿 Tom is all done, Nico is now brewing.
为什么总是辣妹？ Why is it always hot chicks?
什么？ What?
她和我认识的清洁女工不太一样 She doesn't really look like the cleaning ladies I know.
这是给销售代表的。他们大多是男性，所以这很正常 It's for sales representatives. They're mostly men, so it's normal.
男人... Men...
嘿！ Hey!
我们出发了 We're off!
- 你能订一些Tipp -Ex吗？- 两瓶 - Could you order some Tipp-Ex? - Two bottles.
一些？ Some?
Tipp-Ex? Tipp-Ex?
- 伊内斯，你喝酒了 - 不... - Inès, you had a drink. - No...
有些东西变了，不是吗？ Something has changed, hasn't it?
- 是的，有 - No. - Yes, it has.
那是什么？ What's that?
我来月经了 I'm on my period.
干得好，真的 Well done, really.
再见，鳄鱼 See you later, alligator!
有了钱，我们就可以远走高飞！ With the money, we could go far away!
你从非洲哪里来？ Where are you from in Africa?
内德-奥弗-海姆比克，布鲁塞尔 Neder-Over-Heembeek, Brussels.
我不知道我想去哪里 I don't know where I'd like to go.
我连做梦都没想过 I've never even dreamed of it.
即使在梦里，我也会把钱存起来 Even in my dreams, I'm putting money aside.
很可爱，是从哪里来的？ It's cute, where is it from?
这是帕特里克送给我的礼物 It was a gift from Patrick.
嗯... Well...
太不划算了 Too bad for the money.
只要雷米开着车回来 As soon as Rémi is back with the van,
我们把最后一具尸体放入酸中，然后... we put the last bodies in the acid and then...
我们还会再见面吗？ Will we see each other again?
我们可能会被关进同一间牢房 We might end up in the same cell.
你知道吗？ You know what?
此时此刻 At this point,
我还不如杀了我的前男友 I might as well kill my ex.
阿尔诺总是把我当成家具 Arnaud always treated me as furniture.
我可以从阳台进入他的别墅 I could get in his villa through the terrace,
我就用他的一把日本大刀杀了他 and I kill him with one of his big Japanese knives.
不 No.
风险太大，收益不多 Too big a risk for not much.
你对死刑有什么看法？ What's your opinion on the death penalty?
我不太喜欢政治 I'm not really into politics.
我不赞成这样做 I'm not in favour of it.
但我真的很想杀一个人 But there's someone I really want to kill.
德格鲁特先生 Mister De Groot.
帕特里克的朋友 Patrick's friend.
他是我最喜欢的老师，我爱他 He was my favourite teacher, I loved him.
我在他的办公室见到了他 I met with him in his office
课后和... after class and...
他... and he...
他袭击了我 He assaulted me.
被袭击... Assaulted...
被袭击？ Assaulted?
别跟我妈说她知道了会死的 Don't say anything to my mum! She'd die if she knew!
是他吗？ Is that him?
是的 Yes.
他看起来没那么大，你没还手吗？ He doesn't look that big, didn't you fight back?
他有武器吗？ Was he armed?
我完全瘫痪了，什么都不明白 I was completely paralysed, I didn't understand anything.
那么，他... So, did he...
我不想重蹈覆辙 I don't want to relive it.
如果你想帮我 If you want to help me,
给他打电话，告诉他帕特里克要马上见他 call him and tell him Patrick wants to see him immediately.
他会认出我的声音 He would recognise my voice.
所以你... So you...
你可以杀了某个不喜欢你咖啡的女人 You can kill some woman who doesn't like your coffee
我就不能向毁了我一生的人复仇？ and I can't take revenge on someone who's ruined my whole life?
你还年轻，还有大好前程，他不值得你这么做 You're young with your whole life ahead, he's not worth it.
忘了他吧 Forget about him.
所以你不想帮我？ So you don't want to help me?
我不是整天都在支持你吗？ Haven't I supported you all day long?
我不是成了你的帮凶吗？ Haven't I become your accomplice?
让他来这里杀他太过分了 Make him come here to kill him is just too much.
把它给我 Give it to me.
圣经》不是说 "不可杀人 "吗？ Doesn't the Bible say "Thou shalt not kill"?
还有《出埃及记》第 21 章 There is also Exodus, Chapter 21,
第 23 至 25 节 Verses 23 to 25.
"你要以眼还眼，以牙还牙，以手还手..." "Thou shalt give eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand..."
不要按字面意思理解，其中有一些比喻 Don't take it literally, there are some metaphors.
好了，冷静下来 OK, calm down.
用帕特里克的座机给他打电话 Call him with Patrick's landline.
你让他来这里 And you make him come here.
慢慢来 Slowly.
你好，克劳德-德-格鲁特？ Hello, Claude De Groot?
我是从斯坦纳先生的办公室打来的 I'm calling from Mr Steiner's office.
我有个消息要告诉你 I've got a message for you.
拿支笔 Grab a pen.
对不起 Sorry.
我不能让你犯这样的错误 I can't let you make such a mistake.
帕特里克？ Patrick?
喂？ Hello?
非常感谢你们的帮助 Thanks a lot for your help.
旋律 Mélody.
但这太过分了 But this is going too far.
你...你不会走吧？ You... You're not going, are you?
祝你好运 Good luck.
别丢下我，美乐蒂 Don't leave me alone, Mélody!
没有你我该怎么办？ What am I going to do without you?
我会弄得一团糟的！ I'm going to make a mess!
她可以报警 She could call the police.
伊内斯我回来只是为了尸体，好吗？ Inès. I'm only coming back for the bodies, OK?
不 No!
- 怎么了？ - 门把手坏了 - What's wrong? - You know the door handle is broken!
哦，该死 Oh, shit!
天啊...我们被困在这里，到处都是尸体 Oh Lord... We're stuck here with bodies all over the place.
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我只是想帮你，这又是我的错？ I just wanted to help you and it's my fault again?
你就不能专心点吗？ Couldn't you pay attention?
我真的不能和你在一起！ I really can't with you!
这都是因为你宁愿去大开杀戒 This is all because you'd rather go on a killing spree
比要求加薪还难，所以闭嘴吧！ than ask for a raise, so shut up!
别这样你弄得一团糟 Come on, no! You're making such a mess!
现在，警察给汤姆打电话，他当然不会接 So now, the police are calling Tom, who won't answer of course.
警察十分钟后就到 And the cops get here in ten minutes.
你们开心吗？你刚把我们送进监狱 Are you happy? You've just sent us to jail.
你会坐牢，我是无辜的！ You're going to prison, I'm innocent!
是的，不要吹嘘得太多！ Yes, don't brag too much!
你推帕特里克，你藏尼科... You pushed Patrick, you hid Nico...
你听到了吗？ Do you hear that?
是雷米 It's Rémi.
是雷米 It's Rémi!
- 雷米 - 雷米 - Rémi! - Rémi!
- 伊内斯？ - 救命 - Inès? - Help!
- 你没事吧？ - Are you OK? - We're locked in!
我去拿工具 I'll grab the tools.
那是什么声音？ What was that noise?
雷米... Rémi...
我希望他不是... I hope he's not...
别这样 Come on, no!
他可能害怕了，就跑开了 He was probably afraid and just ran away.
不，他不会那么做的 No, he wouldn't do that.
- 你怎么知道？ - 我认识他 - How do you know? - I know him.
你总得是对的，真的！ You always have to be right, really!
- 你为什么这么说？ - 你从不相信我 - Why are you saying that? - You never believe me.
我当然知道 Of course, I do.
不 No.
我知道你刚才不相信我 I know you didn't believe me earlier.
和你的老师？ With your teacher?
你并没有解释清楚 You didn't really explain.
你就不能相信我吗？你真的需要细节吗？ Can't you just believe me? Do you really need the details?
算是吧... Well, kind of...
我很难相信他会强迫你这样一个坚强的女孩 I find it hard to believe he could force a strong girl like you.
我不想这样！这是强奸 I didn't want it! It was rape!
如果每次都是强奸，我们就不想要了... If it's rape every time we don't want it...
那么大家... Then everybody...
然后我们都... Then we all got...
这里有人吗？ Somebody here?
金融警察 Financial police.
我有搜查令 I've got a warrant.
哇... Wow...
门是开着的 The door was open.
我进去了 I got in.
- 范杜恩呼叫调度中心 - 调度听着 - Van Duyne to dispatch. - Dispatch listening.
双重谋杀，需要支援完毕 Double homicide, backup needed. Over.
好吧，我派你去巡逻。不要主动出击 OK, I'm sending you a patrol. Don't take any initiative.
现在不是交货的时候 Now is not the time to deliver.
别担心，我昨天去看了妇产科医生 Don't worry, I saw my ob-gyn yesterday.
我的宫颈长度还不错。完毕 I'm still good cervical length-wise. Over.
你会告诉我一切的小心点罗杰 You'll tell me all about it. Be careful. Roger.
别担心 Don't worry.
- 妈妈在处理事情 - 在这里 - Mama is handling things. - In here!
在这里 In here!
帮助！ Help!
请进来帮忙我们被困住了 In here, please help! We're trapped.
开门 Open up!
我们被困住了 We're trapped!
你是谁？ Who are you?
我先问的 I asked first.
哦，不，开门！ Oh no, open up!
警察 Police!
哦，我们已经见过面了 Oh, we've already met.
范杜恩探长？ Inspector Van Duyne?
的确如此 Indeed.
来吧 Come.
那样的话 That way.
更快 Faster.
帕特里克-斯坦纳，已故 Patrick Steiner, deceased.
三起凶杀案 Three homicides,
两名嫌疑人 two suspects.
完毕 Over.
妈的，多么美好的夜晚 Fuck, what a night.
我把首领交给你了 完毕 I'm sending you the chief, over.
罗杰 Roger.
那么，发生了什么？ So, what happened?
我不知道 I don't know.
这怎么可能？ How is that possible?
他们一定给我们下了药 They must have drugged us.
我在工作，通常... I was working, normally...
我... And I...
我不记得自己是怎么被关在那个房间里的 I don't remember how I ended up locked in that room.
雷米 Rémi!
你还活着 You're alive!
派救护车来 Send an ambulance.
- 完毕 - 为您服务，完毕 - Over. - At your service, over.
你好吗，先生？ How are you, Sir?
我很好，我... I'm fine, I...
少死一人，多伤一人。完毕 One dead less, one more injured. Over.
雷米，你还活着 Rémi, you're alive!
是的，我还活着 Yes, I'm alive.
她是比荷卢地区的负责人 She's the Head of Benelux.
嗯... Well...
我想你也什么都不记得了吧？ I suppose you don't remember anything either?
没有，什么都没有 No, nothing.
很好 Good.
为什么我总是在派对结束时才到？ Why do I always arrive when the party is over?
哇... Wow...
这将带来新闻 This will bring the news.
很好 Good.
我来接手 I'll take it from here.
这超出了你的职权范围 This is outside your competence.
我对公司的财务状况非常了解 I know the financial situation of the company very well.
女士... Madam...
晚上好 Good evening.
小姐... Miss...
来吧，释放这些可怜的女士！ Come on, free these poor ladies!
你在家织婴儿衣服不是更好吗？ Wouldn't you be better off at home, knitting baby clothes?
我们会给你找个值班的心理医生 We'll find you an on-duty psychologist.
你今天一定过得不好 You must have had a rough day.
是的... Yes...
你也是 You too.
来点咖啡？ Some coffee?
乐意之至 With pleasure.
给我牛奶和糖 Milk and sugar for me.
我可以端给你吗？ Can I serve it to you?
当然！ Of course!
当然，你是自由的 Of course, you're free.
- 美味的咖啡 - 真的吗？ - Delicious coffee! - Really?
完美加长，我喜欢 Perfectly lengthened, I love it.
告诉我一切 Tell me everything.
我只能说，门... All I can say is that the door...
门...被关上了 The door is... was closed.
- 他们被锁在里面了 - 是的 - And they were locked in. - Yes.
好吧，带他走 OK, take him.
我们应该着手对这个人进行心理分析 We should proceed to the psychological profiling of this man,
这些妇女... of these women...
别急，范杜恩我在闻 Not so fast, Van Duyne. I'm sniffing.
- 什么？ - What? - I'm sniffing!
我在闻，我在感受 I'm smelling, I'm feeling.
我就是这样破获了最大的案件 That's how I've cracked my biggest cases.
通过嗅觉 By sniffing.
你是谁？ Who are you?
克劳德-德格鲁特 Claude De Groot.
我接到了帕特里克-斯坦纳的电话 I got a call from Patrick Steiner.
他让我恶心 He disgusts me.
它又回到了我身边！ It's coming back to me!
他 Him!
他今天下午来过 He dropped by this afternoon.
- 我不记得了 - 我以为你什么都不记得了 - I didn't. - I thought you didn't remember anything.
那是在停电之前 That was before the blackout.
阴谋...这是他的主意 The scheming... It was his idea.
- 什么？ - What? - Scheming?
所以我才有搜查令 That's why I have a warrant.
增值税欺诈、假发票 VAT fraud, fake invoices.
- 完全没有！ - 你可以这样分析 - Not at all! - You can analyse this.
EcoCleanPro 各分公司之间的假发票 Fake invoices between the various branches of EcoCleanPro.
- 但是，根本没有！ - 他向他们解释了怎么做 - But, not at all! - He explained to them how to do it.
好香啊，你记下来了吗？ This smells good, are you writing this down?
这是线索之一 It's one of the leads.
他把我们锁在里面，其余的我们就不知道了 He locked us in, and for the rest we don't know.
她有妄想症，我是个老师！ She's delusional, I'm a teacher!
为了找到钱，他颠倒了一切 He turned everything upside down to find the money.
他们疯了 They're crazy!
谁来收拾他的烂摊子？ And who has to clean up the mess he made?
这一切与我无关，去问斯坦纳吧！ I have nothing to do with all this, ask Steiner!
很难做到 Hard to do so.
来吧 Come on.
这是个错误，我当时在大学，请确认！ This is a mistake, I was at the university, check!
我会跟检察官谈的 I'll talk to the prosecutor.
我认为嫌疑人不应该参与... I don't think the suspects should take part to...
证人证人： Witnesses. Witnesses.
他们是证人。看看他们 They're witnesses. Look at them.
但我们没有任何证据 But we don't have any proof.
假设完全合理，你还需要什么？ The hypothesis makes perfect sense, what more do you need?
验尸、审讯、取证... An autopsy, interrogations, forensics...
对不起... Excuse me...
我真的要上厕所了 I really need to go to the bathroom.
我们被关了很长时间 We were locked in for a very long time.
我明白 I understand.
- 我跟你一起去 - 谢谢 - I'll come with you. - Thank you.
- 谢谢 酋长 - 不客气 - Thank you, Chief. - You're welcome.
你知道，这一切都会很快解决的 You know, all this will be quickly settled.
文书工作会很麻烦，但一切都会好起来的 The paperwork will be a drag, but it'll be fine.
你还记得 1985 年吗？ Do you remember 1985?
布拉班特杀手？ The Brabant killers?
是的 Yes.
大案子 Big case.
的确如此 Indeed.
比利时第 1 号调查 The n°1 investigation in Belgium.
而这一切还没有结束，然而，在当时... And it's still not over, and yet, back then...
我可以告诉你 I can tell you that...
我有一个巨大的领先优势... I had a huge lead...
我的职业生涯才刚刚开始，但我已经有了这种直觉 I was starting my career, but I already had that intuition.
还有 And...
我差点就找到... I was close to finding...
...这一切的幕后黑手 ...the ones behind all that.
帕特里克-海默斯与此事无关 Patrick Haemers had nothing to do with it.
什么都没有 Nothing.
当然... Of course...
上梯子... Up the ladder...
他们让我沉默 They silenced me.
是的 Yes.
-他们给我戴上了口罩 - 没有 -They muzzled me. - No.
闷声发大财，就是这个词 Muzzled, that's the word.
就像... Like a...
庸俗的动物 a vulgar animal.
我能感觉到，有一种... I could feel it, there was a...
破坏我深爱的比利时的稳定，我爱这个国家！ a will to destabilise my beloved Belgium, I love this country!
我能感受到这一切 I could feel all that.
- 希望没让你等太久 - 没有 - I hope I didn't make you wait too long. - No.
不，不 No, no.
我有不在场证明 I have an alibi.
我们会检查的 We'll check it.
女士们 Ladies...
作为法律的宣誓代表，我想说 As a sworn representative of the law, I'd like to say...
- 酋长 - 酋长 - Chief! - Chief!
如果你再打断我一次 If you interrupt me one more time,
我会把你转到阿伦去明白吗？ I'll have you transferred to Arlon! Got it?
但是 But...
- 着火了 - 着火了 - Fire! - Fire!
撤离房舍 Evacuate the premises.
- 让-菲利普- 这边请 - Jean-Philippe! - This way!
- 快点，再快点 - 我尽力了 - Come on, faster! - I'm doing my best.
告诉他们我什么都没做 Tell them I haven't done anything.
我是无辜的 That I'm innocent.
来吧 Come on.
新闻就要来了 The news is coming.
我的头发怎么样？ How's my hair?
非常好 Very nice.
- 晚上好 晚上好 - 晚上好 - Good evening. - Good evening.
- 休息一下吧 - 你也是 - Have some rest. - You too.
我个人认为你们俩都与此案有关 I personally believe you're both involved in this case.
但你会得逞的 But you'll get away with it.
我也不会因此而自暴自弃 And I won't make a burnout out of it.
当然没有 Of course, no.
祝您晚安 Have a good evening.
- 祝您晚安 - 再见 - Have a good evening. - Goodbye.
祝贺孩子的爸爸 And congratulations to the daddy!
什么？ What?
别呆在那儿，快走 Don't stay there, move along.
美乐蒂，很抱歉让你受苦了 Mélody, I'm sorry I put you through all this.
但我要给你一些补偿，听着！ But I have some compensation for you, look!
不可能 No way!
你的小混合物似乎很有效 Your little mix seems to work.
我好饿 I'm so hungry!
来点寿司怎么样？ How about some sushi?
- 对不起，让-菲利普。- 皇家宝塔？ - Sorry, Jean-Philippe. - Royal Pagoda?
我感觉自己从上世纪 90 年代起就没吃过东西了！ It feels like I haven't eaten since the 90s!
来吧 Come on!